On the matter of hunks

I sincerely hope there will be no suggestive pictures of men or dangly bits posted. Let's keep it nice and clean.

Maybe we could post prayers or somepin

Not really a prayer but:

Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits
By Pam Ayres

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.

'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.
It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning, And those dirty memories
are rapidly dimming,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.

'Cos tits can be such troublesome things
When they no longer bounce,
but dangle and swing.
And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.

When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,
When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,
When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,
Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.

When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.

When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
Cruising around with my favourite suitors.
Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.

When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
When they're less in the air and more near the floor,
When people see less of them rather than more,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.

Alice, we have NEVER posted dangly bits
Just gleaming, hunky male torsos
Love the poem, she was a talented wumman with her mad aul accent

Here is a picture of a big eejit holding something long and dangly...

I'm only going to post men with clothes on...ok one man with clothes on. Have always appreciated him but since the weekend I'm a woman obsesed. Don't tell DH!

Ahhh Alice....your gas. That poem had me in stitches.....Thanks for making me smile....it's just what I needed hun!!!