Funny things to put on a.....

My friend is getting married on Friday.....A gang of us want to send a fax to the hotel to the reception to get read out at the meal...

Can anyone give me something funny to put on it!!!!!!

I found this one on yahoo:

"TOGETHER AT LAST! (signed) FANNY AND DICK"

ruthie wrote:

I found this one on yahoo:

"TOGETHER AT LAST! (signed) FANNY AND DICK"

Mmmmm interesting Thanks Ruthie!!!!

The path of life before you
Clean as driven snow
Be careful how you tread it
As every step will show

And when this life is over
And life's pathway you have trod
May your names in gold be written
In the autograph of God.

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As you slide down the bannister of life
May the splinters point the right way.

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May all your troubles be little ones

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May more than hedges run around your garden

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She offered her honour
He honoured her offer
And all through the night
He was on her and off her.

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Good ones Alice..............